Category: Whimsical Wisdom

LIFE IS FOR LAUGHING, LOVING AND LIVING BY ED FOREMAN

 "Always direct your activity towards the decision-maker. If you are selling hand organs, don't talk to the monkey" -- Alan Cimberg "I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious." -- Steven Wright My wife sat down… more »

LIFE IS FOR LAUGHING, LOVING AND LIVING BY ED FOREMAN

  Life Is For Laughing...  "You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again." -- Bonnie Prudden "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -- Maryon Pearson "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at k… more »

WORDS OF WISDOM

  TWO WOLVES One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all. "One is Evil -  It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, sel… more »

GUEST COLUMN BY ED FOREMAN

      "Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it." -- Steven Wright A flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal… more »

WHEN THE UNIVERSE HAS OTHER PLANS BY ED FOREMAN

    When the Universe Has Other Plans What happens when you realize that you're waking up every day in a life that isn't what you had planned? When you realize that your neat roadmap for life has become a maze? It can be disturbing to contemplate your… more »

ED FOREMAN.......ON LIFE

Making Friends is Easier Than You Might Think Most people need friends. This is just a fact of life. Some people make friends more easily than others, but anyone can make friends. Whether you are shy or outgoing you can have all the friends you want. T… more »

Ed Foreman Part 3 - Life Is For Laughing

   "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."- Douglas Adams Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her… more »